Hey guys. We’ve been receiving overwhelming amounts of positive feedback after we’ve introduced the much improved Pro version. What’s curious about it was that among the messages we started recognizing a pattern, and more precisely a pattern of what we now call a “facebook cumshotting”. Apparently many of you guys have found it awesomely entertaining to lurk around in facebook, waiting for the next unsuspecting hot girl’s selfie to cumshot.
We knew that was a possibility when we created the initial version, no doubt, but after seeing it became a thing we decided to engage in facebook cumshotting ourselves and thoroughly check out how the pro version feels after hours of facebook testing. And.. oh boy.. at the end of the day and after a couple of emergency cases of blueballs a the office, we knew exactly why it has become the trend it is.
I’ve been assigned to expand on the subject so I will definitely give it a go.
Inherent Male Nature Unrestricted
Firstly, we have to consider male nature. We, as males, despite the current female brainwash oriented society, are predators in our core. However, as of recently, our core nature has continuously been deemed as “bad” in the eyes of society. We”ve been called rapist, animals, pigs, sexual maniacs and many more for just following our most natural state. You may have noticed yourself the social shame you have been conditioned to feel when you look at females in a sexual way, the minute they look at you and know you have been checking them out, you may feel as if you’ve done something wrong. And to get to my point, the first reason it is so successful with facebook is that there you are free of the imposed restrictions of society, you are free to be yourself and to express your healthy sexuality. Stalking females, trying to have sex with them, and drenching them in semen is a core part of our sexuality.. an our editor let’s you do just that in a visual way, while facebook supplements it with a continued stream of fresh new faces.
Frequently Feels Vindictive
It’s no secret that beautiful women hold much of the sexual power during their 15 to 35. Many of them having access to numerous possible partners, have grown to be cruel and spoiled (while frequently dumb) women, and have inflicted pain and suffering on the opposite gender. The need of revenge, especially sexual, against such cruel bitches has been strongly engraved in many of our fellow friends.. and what better way than cumshot editing their faces into oblivion and posting them all over the internet, while simultaneously jerking off to them?? Bitches won’t even know what hit them, but they definitely had it coming.. and facebook definitely provides the much needed material for such activities.
Is Plain Fun
Aside from following our male core and getting insane amount of satisfaction, it has proven to be fun as well. Creating different combinations of cum and placing it in a realistic manner becomes so fun that you may catch yourself doing it even after you’ve ejaculated… just like a mini facebook game.
Helps With Female Anxiety
This is a new trend we’ve had reports of. Apparently cumming on a female’s face brings her down from the subconscious piedestal your mind has placed on. It seems to work much better than just fantasizing about it in your mind – the visual undeniability that you have placed her in filthy cum has proven to work wonders, it seems. I myself have noticed it as well on numerous occasions. Why worry of a filthy cum-drenched whore you turn her to be every day? That is the logical question, but the subconscious mind’s reaction to it is even better than expected. Females, of course, sense that and quite ironically respect you for it.
Is Turning Female’s Weapon Against Them
Selfies.. selfies, selfies. If you have even 50 female friend you will definitely finds yourself burrowed in their selfies. What are they doing? Why are they uploading 5 pictures of themselves per day? Aside from being self-centered attention whores, they are actually actively marketing themselves. They know that their beauty is what appeals to men, and they are actively searching for the best prospect of them all. However, with the cumshot editor all you need is just their sweet photos anyway.. and that, my friends, is free. You will NOT have to sell yourself short and endure countless (I should emphasize on countless and completely never-ending) of their whims in order to have a chance to experience that level of sexual satisfaction (cumming on her). No.. no.. you are now free to experience similar or higher levels of satisfaction by just visually making her face in cum.. 1) because you can make multiple cumshots and be as crazy as you can get with no restrictions and worries whatsoever 2) because sexual satisfaction is predominantly placed in the brain. Cumshot Editor Pro definitely frees you from part of the female sexual dominance, and it is pleasantly ironic that it does so with the help of the very tools they use to lure you.
I fucking love cumshotting all my facebook friends. In fact, it is my fav thing of all! When I’m horny I just go to facebook and start wondering which of my whore friends should I cum on. I have different moods so I just pick one it suits my current mood and start looking for a pic to cum on and possibly implement some cocks too.
I love the ones where they have their mouths open because it means I can fill them up with both cum and penises. I also love the ones other guys are holding them or holding their hands, it’s just such a great masturbation material because when I finish it seems like they have just cummed on her face and are holding her hands for a drenched with cum porn photo. Fucking amazing!!!
Cumming on facebook friends is definitely the top thing to do and I wholeheartedly recommend it to anybody.
haha i do it too! definitely one of the marvels of modern human society i have to say. the article is so true! the part where i can show my male nature without societal restrictions is the main thing for me. i feel truly free to experience all kinds of visual wonders and pleasures and there is absolutely noone to stop me or say it’s wrong! in a sense i feel completely free when i cum on all those hot chicks that i know. it’s all about the freedom to experience pleasure without any negative consequences! sweet deal.
Havent you all heard?? Cumming on facebook friends is the hottest thing to do right now!! (evil laughter) (lightnings hitting the ground at the background).
Srsly two mates of mine said they do it which i found uber funny and had to see it for myself. Nice post tho ha.
That is what the hores deserve that is what they are getting.
the part about helping with anxiety was something i never thought about prior but it is soo true!!! omg i felt much calmer around one bitch i wanted to fuck just yesterday and thought to myself “bro whats up with that” but never figured out it was because i had positively affected my subconscious mind image of the girl.
The article is correct imo. It is a growing trend and I do have friends that do it too. First I laughed at them as one of the comments said but then I sat around and seriously thought about it. Why not make some of my facebook friends in cum if I can? Why nod add cocks in their mouths if I can? The answer never came so I started doing it and it is the best thing I’ve decided to try this year… by far. There is something so satisfying in drenching their innocent duck faces with realistic cum. It really feels both vindictive and pleasurable.
I myself have gotten 2 more friends to try it and they never complained too. Going MGTOW as well thanks to this site’s introduction to the movement.