Hey guys. We’ve been receiving overwhelming amounts of positive feedback after we’ve introduced the much improved Pro version. What’s curious about it was that among the messages we started recognizing a pattern, and more precisely a pattern of what we now call a “facebook cumshotting”. Apparently many of you guys have found it awesomely entertaining to lurk around in facebook, waiting for the next unsuspecting hot girl’s selfie to cumshot.

We knew that was a possibility when we created the initial version, no doubt, but after seeing it became a thing we decided to engage in facebook cumshotting ourselves and thoroughly check out how the pro version feels after hours of facebook testing. And.. oh boy.. at the end of the day and after a couple of emergency cases of blueballs a the office, we knew exactly why it has become the trend it is.

I’ve been assigned to expand on the subject so I will definitely give it a go.

Inherent Male Nature Unrestricted

Firstly, we have to consider male nature. We, as males, despite the current female brainwash oriented society, are predators in our core. However, as of recently, our core nature has continuously been deemed as “bad” in the eyes of society. We”ve been called rapist, animals, pigs, sexual maniacs and many more for just following our most natural state. You may have noticed yourself the social shame you have been conditioned to feel when you look at females in a sexual way, the minute they look at you and know you have been checking them out, you may feel as if you’ve done something wrong. And to get to my point, the first reason it is so successful with facebook is that there you are free of the imposed restrictions of society, you are free to be yourself and to express your healthy sexuality. Stalking females, trying to have sex with them, and drenching them in semen is a core part of our sexuality.. an our editor let’s you do just that in a visual way, while facebook supplements it with a continued stream of fresh new faces.

Frequently Feels Vindictive

It’s no secret that beautiful women hold much of the sexual power during their 15 to 35. Many of them having access to numerous possible partners, have grown to be cruel and spoiled (while frequently dumb) women, and have inflicted pain and suffering on the opposite gender. The need of revenge, especially sexual, against such cruel bitches has been strongly engraved in many of our fellow friends.. and what better way than cumshot editing their faces into oblivion and posting them all over the internet, while simultaneously jerking off to them?? Bitches won’t even know what hit them, but they definitely had it coming.. and facebook definitely provides the much needed material for such activities.

Is Plain Fun

Aside from following our male core and getting insane amount of satisfaction, it has proven to be fun as well. Creating different combinations of cum and placing it in a realistic manner becomes so fun that you may catch yourself doing it even after you’ve ejaculated… just like a mini facebook game.

Helps With Female Anxiety

This is a new trend we’ve had reports of. Apparently cumming on a female’s face brings her down from the subconscious¬†piedestal your mind has placed on. It seems to work much better than just fantasizing about it in your mind – the visual undeniability that you have placed her in filthy cum has proven to work wonders, it seems. I myself have noticed it as well on numerous occasions. Why worry of a filthy cum-drenched whore you turn her to be every day? That is the logical question, but the subconscious mind’s reaction to it is even better than expected. Females, of course, sense that and quite ironically respect you for it.

Is Turning Female’s Weapon Against Them

Selfies.. selfies, selfies. If you have even 50 female friend you will definitely finds yourself burrowed in their selfies. What are they doing? Why are they uploading 5 pictures of themselves per day? Aside from being self-centered attention whores, they are actually actively marketing themselves. They know that their beauty is what appeals to men, and they are actively searching for the best prospect of them all. However, with the cumshot editor all you need is just their sweet photos anyway.. and that, my friends, is free. You will NOT have to sell yourself short and endure countless (I should emphasize on countless and completely never-ending) of their whims in order to have a chance to experience that level of sexual satisfaction (cumming on her). No.. no.. you are now free to experience similar or higher levels of satisfaction by just visually making her face in cum.. 1) because you can make multiple cumshots and be as crazy as you can get with no restrictions and worries whatsoever 2) because sexual satisfaction is predominantly placed in the brain. Cumshot Editor Pro definitely frees you from part of the female sexual dominance, and it is pleasantly ironic that it does so with the help of the very tools they use to lure you.

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